shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via
Anonymous asked: I like you.
awkward.
(via fakingchemistry)
(Source: evelyncarolinedoyle, via just-another-story-writer)
I'm Ernesto.
I'm weird.
I'm a hopeless romantic.
I've got problems.
I live life.
That's my story so far, you're welcome to add to it.
Tom Riddle was such a troll…
She’s a wizard!
Love story
